SENIOR HAPPENINGS - MAY 14, 2020
Cynthia Wampner
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Hello to all of you from all of us at the Licking Senior Center. I trust that you all are trying to get back to your normal activities.
The senior center is going to reopen on May 18th. There will be guidelines in place, such as social distancing for one. We also will still be doing carry outs and homebound meals.
Volunteers are going to coming back as well, but the volunteers that have helped these last 2 months have been totally amazing. Thank you so much volunteers. If you would like to volunteer please contact Cindy at 673-674-3558. Or come see me at 114 Green Street.
Bank Day with Town and Country Bank will be on May 19th at 11:00 am. The main entree will be roast pork.
We will be canceling Rinne’s pharmacy day until June. Sorry for any convenience this may cause you.
Toenail clinic will be May 27th at 10:00 am. There will be guidelines for this as well.
All other activities at the center will be cancelled until further notice.
We will be closed on Monday May 25th for Memorial Day. Happy Memorial Day.
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull from the stockyard in a far town so that they can breed their own stock. They only have $600 left. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the stockyard, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our
pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her one word: comfortable." The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word "comfortable?" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word's big. She'll read it very slowly ... com-for-da-bull."
John 3:16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
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