SENIOR HAPPENINGS - September 2, 2021
Cynthia Wampner
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Hello to all of you from all of us at the Licking Senior center. I trust you had a great week.
Lunch is served Monday through Friday from 11:00 am until 12:30 pm.
Call 573-674-3558 for carry outs and home delivery.
No word on the toenail clinic lady, she moved from Alton Mo to Mt View Mo with no forwarding phone. So she would have to call me. I will let you know.
Volunteers are needed on Thursday’s to ride along delivering meals. Also they are needed in the kitchen Tuesday through Friday. Just a few hours a day is all that is needed to make you feel good about doing something for someone else. Call Cindy today at 573-674-3558.
Tickets are available for the chicken dinner on Sunday October 10th. We will also have Strong Man Steve doing a show for us. Silent auction items and a gun raffle. Come on over and see us for further details.
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started."
Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?"
The little silver-haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets her in and shows her the puzzle spread out all over the kitchen table.
The neighbor studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
She takes her hand and says, "Relax, dear. Let’s have a nice cup of tea."
"And then," she sighs, "let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.
Mark 12 30:31 "Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength.' The second is this: `Love your neighbor as yourself.' There is no commandment greater than these."