He sits on Santa’s lap and says I want a new baseball bat and I want it under my bed. And I want a new bicycle and I want it under the tarp in the garage, and I want a new baseball glove and I want it under the tree. Santa couldn’t believe the boy’s demanding behavior, and took his parent’s aside, and they told Santa they couldn’t get him to stop acting like that, we’ve tried everything. So Santa told them to put a little pile of do-do everywhere Little Johnny wants to put a present, and when he wakes up on Christmas Day, he finds this pile of do-do and the parents ask Little Johnny what did you get for Christmas, and he says, I think I got a new dog, but I sure can’t find it.

Luke 2 6:7 And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that she should be delivered. And she brought forth her firstborn son, and wrapped him in swaddling clothes, and laid him in a manger; because there was no room for them in the inn.